The Ordinal Gazette

Degen: The Ordinal King with a Cock That Blocks the Blockchain

In the shitstorm of crypto, where every cunt's trying to pump their bags, there's Degen, the loudest, most cocksure bastard in the land of Ordinals. This wanker isn't just holding Bitcoin Puppets; he's got the biggest fucking puppet stick known to man, making the blockchain's transactions look like a mere trickle of piss compared to his monumental member. Degen, the mastermind behind Ordinuhl Wassie Biznezz, doesn't just use his voice to dominate Spaces; he wields his microphone like a weapon, ranting about his love for Ordinals with the same fervour he uses to brag about his god-like cock. His rants aren't just support; they're a fucking spectacle, where he turns every query into an opportunity to flex his massive... intellect, or so he'd have you believe. With each Space session, Degen proves that in the world of crypto, size does matter, whether it's the size of your balls to talk shit or the size of your cock to back it up. He's not just surviving in this digital cunt fest; he's fucking thriving, leading the charge with a laugh, a wank, and a promise to at least make you laugh until you're crying for the next halving.